Times are tough and I’m not allowed to see my friends.
And yet, they have the nerve, to age!? despite this? Despite my being unable to administer birthday hugs and punches in equal number!? In complete disregard to the fact that I am currently being advised by the government to not kiss them on their beautiful faces!?
So here I am, criss-crossing the country via US Postal and hoping for the best.
If you too are suffering from long term social distancing, here are some really fun gift boxes to send your friends.